I want a girlfriend who will run around wearing my hoodies and pajama boxers and she’d give me back rubs and make me food and cuddle and kiss me and omg please

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*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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food tastes better when you took it from someone

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the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

No, I don’t get nervous, I get pissy, because, everyone is allowed their own damn sexual preferences, and people should shut up about what other people do.

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if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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