I want a girlfriend who will run around wearing my hoodies and pajama boxers and she’d give me back rubs and make me food and cuddle and kiss me and omg please
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
food tastes better when you took it from someone
the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)
No, I don’t get nervous, I get pissy, because, everyone is allowed their own damn sexual preferences, and people should shut up about what other people do.
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head